And you might think I’ve gone insane.

“You’re gonna trade a Hot Wheels Porsche 993 GT2,

“a Hot Wheels 1970 Pontiac GTO “Judge”,

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“and a Tomica Audi R8?!”

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“What do you want?!” A lot, but I can give you a sweet deal: get three cars and I get just one in return. There’s a catch, though. And it’s not just shipping (though I’m certain free shipping and import is mighty possible and absolutely workable).

Here’s the run-down: We can trade 1:1, meaning you get three cars while I get three cars in return. There’s not much I want, though I’d be very much happy if I get either a LaFerrari OR any of these GT2 cars. Or all three, if you think I win. Hell, if you think this is a steal or you find me a good guy, you can throw in that reject I used to talk about.

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But here’s the kicker: I want an Aston Martin V12 Vantage GT3. Yes, that Aston Martin I’ve been begging to get for free for every bloke who doesn’t like it. And I want a fixed-chin mod I can still put in my pocket, forget its there, and sleep on knowing the car isn’t broken the next day I try to find it and realize it’s in my right pocket after all. E-E-yep. I want a custom version of that horrid casting (and rear-wing delete, too). And I’m openly hoping against hope that these three cars will be worth the trouble of you finding and customizing the thing and pushing it to your ports and into my doorstep.

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So, there. You’ll get three cars, and those are these pictured here.

For now, let’s talk about how can we be able to get free shipping for both parties, as, at this point, I can’t afford it at all (I’m broke. Really broke). The cars will take care of itself.

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This might be the first trade from the Philippines, and whatever I’ll get, I’ll get it after a long time has passed. So God please help me.