my son would like permission to be an author of LALD. (Jumping off my couch, throwing the phone down, and raising my right hand)... “He will be supervised at all times when writing and taking pictures... And he will only use my phone, which I found is the most kid-friendly way to navigate Kinja. If this is not allowed we understand. So help me God (for you agnostics, replace God with Ferdinand Porsche)”. Seriously, If it’s against the rules and/or sets a precedent we understand.