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Missus Matchup

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So yeah, it’s been a while since the last matchup, which I’ll inform you why after we see who wins between this JL Datsun versus a JL Porsche. So who’s gonna win?!

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The Datsun won and I have no idea why! This matchup was made a couple days ago...maybe a week? Idk. More info after the pics.

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So two Sunday’s ago my parents and sister visited me, and stayed a week. Sister is gone, but my parents are still here until Friday. In fact, there are downstairs in the guest bedroom, probably sleeping. It’s been a while since I’ve seen them, :).

Also, I got poison ivy across maybe 5% of my body. It’s been a week since I got it (hooray for yard work on labor day!). I was week whacking the backyard, which is a decent size, and apparently there was ivy. As I chopped it down, pieces flew across both my arms and my face, but mostly my arms. For the first two days, I thought it was bug bites. So I scratched away. Oh, it gets better.

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When I’m bored, thinking, or staring at a computer/phone screen, I prop the left side of my face against my left hand. Yeah, I ended up spreading the ivy to the left side of my face, and my stomach too!

Also, if it tingles, I scratch. I can’t help it, I’ll scratch it til it bleeds. So you can imagine the fun I’m having over here! :D

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Morale of the story? Doesn’t matter, my backyard looks great! :D

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