Thank you, credit card points, for my free 1/18 Greenlight Ford Mustang Cobra II. Of course I could have spent you on, like, something I actually needed, but whatever.
Hey there little lady, you’re looking mighty foxy in that polyester evening dress and feathered hair. Do you like my flares and medallion? Why don’t you jump in and we’ll cruise down to the disco. We’ll boogie to some BeeGees, get down to some Gloria Gaynor and do The Hustle, then we can snort some coke and go back to my shag pad and shag on the... shag.