I’m not sure why, but I enjoy keeping MrsZtp on her toes. I spent a week stacking the shampoo bottles in the shower just to see if she’ll say something. She had to tell me to knock it off. Anyways, I asked her if I could have a pony, because boredom. She responded magnificently.
Nothing is better than a wife who you can joke with. Also...she didn't say no.... :).