Big things with little cars
Big things with little cars
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This Porsche right here? Straight-up stole it from Wal-Mart.

Now I’m not gonna say that was alright, but look. When I found it, it was on the floor. The card was absolutley destroyed. Damn-near beyond recognition. Plastic was flapping and everything. Icing on the cake, though? Some....lesser being thought the plastic was a nice place to stick their used gum. Stay classy, Wal-Mart. I sure as hell wouldn’t pay for that, and something this pretty deserved a better fate, so I saved it. With how annihilated it was it probably would’ve ended up in the garbage anyway.


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