I had to go to the library to make this post. After last night’s storm, most of my area has no power, which means no internet, at least for me. As an old, I’m not allowed to learn how to use my phone to get online.
Anyway, I’ll be back as soon as the power is. My house and property appear fine, but I had a backyard full of tree pieces even before the storm, so I can feel like I belong.
My neighbor’s house won this storm’s tree catching event*, with a 100' pine tree now resting comfortably on her roof.
*It doesn’t set a new overall record for my area, of course, but it’s nice to know we’re still in the running.

ALSO: WTF is up with the editing tools in Kinja??? Why blue boxes, why no cursor when correcting? Why no bold, italic, or strike-through text options? KINJA!!!

I’m not at home so I can’t add my Captain Kirk KINJA!!! meme...but, here’s a photo from google images, for your time...

EDIT: I just realized the photo never loaded...KINJA!!!