FOR SALE: 1977 Fiat X19 for parts or??
I’ve had this old foreign job sitting on my back nine for years, I won it in a card game when I was 17 and still like looking at it, but with the election coming up it’s time to build the Doomsday compound so I need the space.
This here says Fiat X1/9 on the back, I think that’s Greek or metric system something or other. The engine is behind the seats, or in front of the trunk, if you’re a glass half empty kind of fella. It has a front trunk too, but that’s full of varmints as it’s been sitting so long. The wheels are all cattywhompus on account of it did some off roading in my younger years. Also jumping, but I tell you hwhat, it don’t fly right. I had a guy named Tony fix it again and again, but then I got too fat to drive the damn thing so I parked it. Then I lost the weight and started driving it again, but I’ll be damned if not having a back seat ain’t a hindrance to dating, so I parked it again. The engine turns over but don’t run, and only one of those flippy lights works so it lights up the inside of the front bumper real nice. The engine is smaller than most household appliances, but it turns over so you might be able to get it running. I have a spare Chevy 350 from an old Fiero F40 project I sold, that should bolt right in too if you want to make a deal. I had it towed out so you could get a look at it, bring cash and a trailer, or I might trade for canned food and ammunition. No scammers, they still ain’t found the last guy.