Decided to hunt at O’Reilly for the first time. I only noticed it because I went to Dollar Tree (which was a total bust) and there it was across the street.

So I sauntered into the store, looked under the counter, and what did I find?

This is the thing where I buy Teslas “for my wife” while she giddily follows Musk’s ongoing meltdown. (That’s what $TSLAQ is. It’s the social media code for “let’s watch this company evaporate.”)

As soon as I saw it I knew it had to come home with me.

You know, I’ve never found a Super or even a TH. It’s possible I looked past one before I knew what I was looking for. But given the prices I’m seeing on eBay, this feels kind of like the closest I’ve come, other than scoring the Datsun and VW 50th Favs.

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As you can see, our Teslas are staying carded as little bits of economic fraud history.