Vader and I go way back. I should probably start at the beginning. Back in ‘76 I caught Vader stealing chickens from my Grandma’s farm.
We’ve been feuding ever since. So when I heard he bought a custom Ford van I couldn’t stop myself from screwing with that jerk.
He’s gonna be so pissed. Hahaha.
Here’s how it looked when I left it in that parking garage. I may or may not have paid some kids to vandalize it.
And here’s how Jerk Vader found his precious van.
Those kids really did a number on this thing. Best $50 I’ve ever spent.
That’ll teach him to mess with grandmas chickens.
I left the hinges on both sides of the rear door. Good luck getting in there Vader. Hahaha.
I’m sure he’ll retaliate, but I win this round. Suck it Vader!