Vader and I go way back. I should probably start at the beginning. Back in ‘76 I caught Vader stealing chickens from my Grandma’s farm.

We’ve been feuding ever since. So when I heard he bought a custom Ford van I couldn’t stop myself from screwing with that jerk.

He’s gonna be so pissed. Hahaha.

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Here’s how it looked when I left it in that parking garage. I may or may not have paid some kids to vandalize it.

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And here’s how Jerk Vader found his precious van.

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Those kids really did a number on this thing. Best $50 I’ve ever spent.

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That’ll teach him to mess with grandmas chickens.

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I left the hinges on both sides of the rear door. Good luck getting in there Vader. Hahaha.

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I’m sure he’ll retaliate, but I win this round. Suck it Vader!