I’m here... some 2,600 mile north of the equator. Scientists once called this land “California” but today it is more commonly known as I’mSweaty. It is here on these newly exposed lake-beds that Paleontologists often get lost whilst searching for ancient fossilized beer cans. You see, science has given us no answers as to how mankind knew their beer was cold before Coor’s light introduced the cold activated can. Some suspect it was some strange primitive remnant from our ape like past know as a “sense of touch” but no one truly knows... Let’s observe as rescuers search this strange world for lost seekers of truth.